Does this surprise anyone at all?

Your results:
You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 95% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 85% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 70% Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 65% Inara Serra (Companion) 55% River (Stowaway) 55% Alliance 40% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 25%

Medicine and physical healing are your game,
but wooing women isn't a strong suit.